Hahaha. Aparently as a flutist, Im supposed to stay away from tubas. =D
(Don’t worry tubas. I still love you!)
I kinda love that the percussionist aren’t compatible with anyone (or is it everyone?)
Baritones: If you play the baritone then you are most likely strong, smart, out-going, open-minded and misunderstood. Unfortunately the baritone is the only brass instrument that is not included in a orchestra. For that we’re sorry, the baritone has earned its right there. Your enemy is most likely the trombones, they just don’t know it. Keep your senses keen!
Compatibility: Like the trombones, stay away from other low brass. But! Bass clarinets, French horns and saxophones are OK.
Tubas: If you play this “umpa, umpa” then you are most likely to be like the bass clarinets. Out-going, “wild” and open minded. Congratulations, you’ve strived to be different in this world. Not only that but if you play this monstrosity of a horn then you are probably in good shape. As far as your enemies I would say it would be the entire woodwind section, because it is your mission and goal in life to over play them in band. But of course the bass clarinets and saxophones love you because you share the same mission.
Compatibility: Well since the low brass isn’t advised and the wood winds hate you, all that is left is, saxophones, bass clarinets, French horns, and the trumpets, or percussionist.
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(Source: ilyapasternak)

Submitted by juvenilejabberwocky

Although my band doesn’t jazz run, I can go pretty fast with Zelda (my sousaphone’s name) on my shoulder.

Oh, how my baritone loved getting dented. Even if you put it down properly, it will find a way to dent.

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^ The submitter has one of the best Tumblr URLs ever.
Anyways, my bari’s spit valve has part of the cork missing, so it leaks sometimes.

-.- This is quite true.