A status that I didn’t publish.

Dear Bibliography,

I hate you with a passion. If there is a word document equivalent of a broken condom, you are it. You are an attention whore, and I had absolutely no time to do the rest of my English homework because I had to argue with you about how you should be typed. You are ungrateful to the fact that I crated you, and you disgust me. Now go and fuck yourself with a knife.

This has been an angry message from Bob. Return to your regularly scheduled Facebooking. ^.^