"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
(Source: stockphotomodel, via myweirdconcoction)
Imagine being pregnant in new york
and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when
"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"
(Source: wontongod, via myweirdconcoction)
When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
Business. Numbers. Business.
water jet cutting an apple in half
Anonymous said: Will you make it public if I come off anon?
No! I always answer privately unless it’s an appropriate situation (like if I reblog an ask meme. Even then, I’ll answer privately if I feel the need to).
PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME
im really into this please do this
If someone does this I’ll give you a cookie.
Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.
all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”
Beethoven didn’t even try