My academic career
If the cops say: "Do you mind if I look in your purse, bag, home, or car"?
You say: "I do not consent to a search"
If the cops say: "Why not? Are you hiding something?"
You say: "I believe in my Constitutional right to privacy and I do not consent to a search."
STFU, Conservatives: Sometimes I feel that if... →
zacchaeus: By trying to help make one group of people feel accepted, you are systematically repressing everyone else who you feel has too many rights as it is. I’m not ashamed of who I am or what I stand for, so I will be damned if I let you take rights away from me. That’s why I’m a…
In every pre-calc unit, right before the test, I tell myself “I’m not gonna finish the homework tonight.” And then I finish the homework.
Happy International Jazz Day!
Application wants my class size and class rank.
Like I fucking know!! [Hope my councilor knows/can find out, and checks his email on Monday evenings.] I know I was in the top 20 a while back, but the top 5 or so spots were all girls. The highest ranking guy might have been 8. Again, I don’t know this shit.
reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high...
What if I put "I'm Tumblr famous" as my 3rd thing?
-gets mugged by all of the internet for saying that-
Completely derping over the 3 non musical things...
Umm… I sorta covered everything in my bio. Scouts, being in the CISCO academy… Should I just restate that? Or pick obscure things like my PEZ collection or say something about how I’m a fan of Zelda games? Damn, I am nothing outside of band.
Filling out this application
“List no more than 3 non musical things about yourself.” Um… What?
The Higurashi theme makes me want to just give...
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're fucking everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
I would never unfollow anyone for posting personal...
So marching band- mixed feelings about this.
So I got to pick up Zelda again. I missed her so much and it’s nice to have my first instrumental love back again. We started with Power by Kanye West, arranged by yours truly. Based on the arrangements of HBCU bands, including JSU and SU. “Up, two, ready, go!” “Dun naaaaaaaa!” (Fucking trumpet hangover!!!” I started playin the tuba part, it’s goin...
You do not know how much I miss Zelda. Can it be 10:10 so I can get my ass on a sousaphone? I needs to have her on my shoulders once more.
Band's playing Papa Was a Rolling Stone
Bass drums are loud and clear all the way up here.
regularraven asked: my perfect attendence is ruined. TT_________TT
They changed the intro music to announcements?
I’m confused because it’s still switchtime…
regularraven asked: ; _________________;
perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
Got a call slip to the office
um .-. Turns out it was just to get my tickets for the achievement banquet. I always get paranoid when I’m called down. >___<
EXCITED FOR REASONS I'M ABOUT TO EXPLAIN-
Marching band today. I miss Zelda terribly. I finally get my 40 pounds of brass on my left shoulder again. Plus we’ll start playing some of my arrangements. Last evening’s music selection meeting came up with these results- Show 1, tentative theme/title “Generation X” - Kernkraft 400 (Zombie Nation) -We Found Love (We might make this a Rihanna Medley, including my...