May 2013
alafairftw:
my-psychological-tower:
alafairftw:
Damnit he’s Sherlock, I told you this before. You can hate British all you want, but don’t be mad when all of them win the Oscars.
I don’t give a fuck about the Oscars either. He can take the trophy and shove it up his ass for all I care.
-gasp-
How dare you??? You gettin’ a tuba up yo ass tomorrow.
TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
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alafairftw:
Damnit he’s Sherlock, I told you this before. You can hate British all you want, but don’t be mad when all of them win the Oscars.
I don’t give a fuck about the Oscars either. He can take the trophy and shove it up his ass for all I care.
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alafairftw:
gtfo.
I am bound by my heritage to hate all things British.
Don’t deny your love for him no matter how much hate the British.
I don’t even know (nor care) what the fuck he does.
alafairftw:
my-psychological-tower:
alafairftw:
………picklefucker. :3
Don’t insult me like that. I only fuck cucumbers.
You mean this cucumber??
gtfo.
I am bound by my heritage to hate all things British.
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alafairftw:
………picklefucker. :3
Don’t insult me like that. I only fuck cucumbers.
alafairftw:
Here’s your prize: a bag of fuck-yous
-fapfapfapfapfap-
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alafairftw:
paranoid-android92:
all of my friends have huge TVs omg
alafairftw:
my-psychological-tower:
alafairftw:
OOOH It’s raining, someone come dance in the rain with me.
There is lightening calm that shit down.
Really??? That makes it even better
I’m seeing improvement in my section.
And by that I mean slightly less unnecessary blatting and they’re actually doing some of the visuals I’ve been instructing them to do since last June.
… I guess I can only ask for so much.
alafairftw:
OOOH It’s raining, someone come dance in the rain with me.
There is lightening calm that shit down.
In the book I got for Hamlet, when the rooster crows to signify dawn, the stage direction is “The cock crows.”
Somebody changed the c to a g. As annoying as “The cock grows” is to read, that -is- what happens in the morning so I can’t really be that mad.
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alafairftw said: But you have the girly figure for it.
I mean… yeah. With my metabolism being high as a kite and just being of small build. Since that incident yesterday I keep thinking about the concept.
Fuck it, I’d wear one just once if I had some kind of incentive.
So yeah, I will not be wearing a corset with my tux.
[Hears sighs of disappointment]
“[W]hen we launch in a territory the Bittorrent traffic drops as the Netflix...”
– Ted Sarandos, Chief Content Officer at Netflix (via laliberty)
Look, someone who gets it.
(via knitmeapony)
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The second I posted the a ▼ ▲ thing I heard thunder.
When it rains outside
Facebook: 22 statuses
Twitter: 37 tweets
Instagram: 17 pictures of the sky
Tumblr: What is outside?
Avengers fandom: stop it, Thor.
Percy Jackson fandom: Zeus and Poseidon are fighting. Again.
Paramore fandom: ANd WHEN IT RAINS... ON THIS SIDE OF TOWN IT TOUCHES...EVERYTHING
Grey's Anatomy Fandom: Perfect Storm
Game of Thrones Fandom: Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall with not a soul to hear
Supernatural Fandom: At least something is falling from the sky besides Angels.
Zelda Fandom: : Dammit who pressed a ▼ ▲? (L R A for the 3DS people)
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221bec:
professionalmisandrist:
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
Can I sell my soul to gain the ability to write a perfect thesis statement on demand?
alafairftw:
I’m gonna misspell my name, so Bob will feel better ^_^
Oh, you.
lucidxinsane said: What else could they name it? Homestuck made a point about it during the fourth or fifth act
I could never get in to Homestuck but
I’ve seen image macros floating around saying it should be X Box 360 Delta to match the buttons on the controller (X, Square, Circle, Triangle)
Or maybe 720 to make it a number series. idk I want there to be some pattern to it. Calling...
I hope this never happens to you.
So yesterday I freak out about getting that goddamn paper done, for weeks I’ve been drudging through writing an academic piece on how the education system sucks.
And then as I took my paper out of my folder today I realized I misspelled my name.
“Oh, I’ve done that too.” Says the guy that got his doctorate like 4 weeks ago.
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alafairftw said: Xbox One looks so boss. People are mad because of its name. They can eat three dicks a piece
I mean wiiU isn’t the coolest name around either. But just why. Microsoft does produce good consoles (as long as it doesn’t have ring of death issues c’mon son) but the whole industry is fucking up in the hardware naming department.
Me, speaking of the WiiU: Don't judge a console until you've played it.
Me, five minutes later: WTF it's called Xbox One? pssh.
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When you realize that your friend is a human...
alafairftw:
my-psychological-tower:
alafairftw:
I totally get the reference despite not fucking playing Mass Effect.
[sarcasm.]
Context pls?
He’s all calm and collective. He never seems scared or phased by anything. (Got shot in the face and still survived) Besides Thane, I think he’s the best character in the game.
Plus Shepherd and Vakarian are just like you and me.
Yup Sounds...
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So CISCO went on a field trip to Microcenter, stopping at Five Guys for lunch.
My lunch was better than your lunch.
When you realize that your friend is a human...
alafairftw:
I totally get the reference despite not fucking playing Mass Effect.
[sarcasm.]
Context pls?
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alafairftw:
my-psychological-tower:
Dude WiiU is fun as hell.
Nintendo Land is the shit. The chase game is my favorite.
Man it felt like I was running from the cops.
witchyhellbroth:
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
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Me and my buddies got fitted for our tuxes.
Dude I’m gonna look so classy. It doesn’t actually come in until the day before but dammit I wish I could just keep it.
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Dude WiiU is fun as hell.
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Dude my friends dogs are weird as hell.
girlglue:
when i have more than $10
sherlocksmyth:
A system by which children are forced to mandatorily compete against one another - some have been prepared at home, others have impairments that prevent them from succeeding. They are all given the “same course” to go through before the final assessment, yet most of them end up depressed; some even kill themselves.
Now, did I just describe The Hunger Games, or our education...
Anonymous asked: Haha, that guy's my current best friend. -AceAnon
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
Anonymous asked: Mine's kinda cute. The current quarter master asked me if I wanted to become a QM also, so of course I said yeah. He pulled me into the uniform room and said "let me show you around." Once we were in the room he said, "Okay, I can't actually choose the new QMs but I can choose this." And then he kissed me. ^.^ -AceAnon
When I read somebody’s twitter username I pronounce the @ in my head. So like if a band called the Flying Dead Horses had a twitter I’d read a tweet like “At The Flying Dead Horses has a shitty bass player.”
[My apologies if that band actually exists. I’m sure your bassist is wonderful.]
Anonymous asked: Our's is small, but not too small. It's also the only room with air-conditioning other than the actual band hall. Not gonna lie, I had my first kiss in there. -AceAnon
